Air Traffic Control…Southern Style

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge, cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised “

Atlanta ATC “Tower to Iran Air 515 — You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R. Allah is Great ” Pause: Static………….

Saudi Air: ” ATLANTA ATC – ATLANTA ATC”

Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah “hey” for us — ya hear