One Man’s Thoughts

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you will be as sharp as this policeman.

March 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…

 

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’

A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’

 

Q: ‘Officer — who provided this description?’

A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene. ‘

 

Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’

A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’

 

Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’

A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’

 

Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’

A: ‘Yes sir, I do.’

 

Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’

A: ‘Yes sir.’

 

Q: ‘Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’

A: ‘You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’

 

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

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