The Purpose of Fighting is to Win.

1.   Don’t pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

2.   If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3.   I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4.   When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5.  A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.  The  reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a .45?’  The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a .46.’

6.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a  lady commented on his wearing his  sidearm.
‘Sheriff, I see you have your  pistol.  Are you expecting  trouble?’
‘No Ma’am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.’

7.   Beware the man who only has one gun.  HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!