I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, and retirement funds that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck……….