The Economy Is So Bad That…..

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And, finally….

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, and retirement funds that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck……….

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