It is a particular distinction to win this award in a year when there were so many worthy competitors. Those of you from Arizona might even be able to add to this list.
Yes, Janet Napolitano, DEMOCRAT from Arizona
For listing Tea Party protester, southern Christians and returning members of the military as potential domestic terrorist and right-wing extremists. You are a dumbass.
For renaming the ongoing “War on Terror” as an “Overseas Contingency”.. You are a dumbass.
For dropping the word “terrorism” from the government lexicon. You are a dumbass.
For saying that the terrorist attack on 9/11/01 was really a “man-caused disaster”. You are a dumbass.
For claiming that ILLEGAL immigration is not a crime. You are a dumbass.
For declaring that the Canadian border was more dangerous than the Mexican border. You are a dumbass.
For stating that the Muslim Terrorist attacks on 9/11 came from Canada . You are a dumbass.
For allowing the spread of Swine Flu by not testing travelers from Swine Flu ground zero in Mexico. You are a dumbass.
For comparing a fence along the US southern border to the Berlin Wall. You are a dumbass.
For claiming that Homeland Securty’s “system worked” when all could see it failed. You are a dumbass.
For walking back your “system worked” comment with “system failed”. You are a dumbass.
Janet for you just being you. You are a dumbass.
So, congratulations Janet Napolitano!! You are the official 2009 Dumbass of the Year!
You are truly Deserving of awards and accolades to have failed so much in one short year. You are clearly the winning loser!
”Life’s tough… it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”